Sad Goose Investigative Series: Gender

by Luke Hauge

Even Joe Biden knows there are at least three genders, but only Sad Goose Cooperative is brave enough to reveal what they actually are. These genders were exhaustively researched and compiled by Luke.

Read the gender chart like this: choose which gender you feel most akin to. The blue arrow points toward a gender to which you aspire. The red arrow points toward a gender you repress. For example, someone with a Cowboy gender aspires to be a Local Milk Person and represses their Cat Ears inclinations.