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Dear Marigold,

I've got this really good friend who I love dearly, but they say the strangest shit sometimes. I'm just not sure how to respond when they look me dead in the eyes and say "oh worm." What should I do?

Yours,
Lumbricina

Dear Lumbricina,

Perhaps you should stop indulging in mind-altering substances and trying to talk to birds. 

Best,
Marigold