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Inappropriate Pies

11/19/2022

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written by Clair Willden
​Has your family asked you to be in charge of dessert this year? Are you looking to spice up your family gatherings with some new and fresh pie flavors? Well here at Sad Goose, we came up with the least appropriate pies imaginable to make your family meal shine. Think of grandma’s face when you bring THESE pies around!
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Ghost Adventures Bingo

10/25/2022

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compiled by Haley Parson and Clair Willden
The Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures starring Zak Bagans is a favorite here at the Cooperative. So much so that to celebrate this scary Halloween month, we have put together a Ghost Adventures bingo sheet.

Have even more fun watching Ghost Adventures with your friends. Play this game as you watch each episode (and feel free to take a drink every time you check a box).
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ISideWith: Supreme Thing Which Goes Bump In The Night

10/1/2022

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written by Luke Hauge, Lore Andreassen, and Clair Willden
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The People's Proposal for New and Improved Traffic Signs

5/15/2022

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written and illustrated by Clair Willden and Haley Parson
If you or someone you love has ever driven a car, odds are that you’re familiar with the traditional road signs. Yield. Stop. 90 Minute Parking. No Passing Zone. But don’t you get tired of the familiar?

​Here at Sad Goose, we’ve come up with a proposal for 15 new road signs to spice up your driving experience. Help us contact YOUR lawmakers and make the road a more bitchin’ space.
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The 12 Worst States

2/28/2022

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written by Clair Willden
One time, my mother and I were driving through Idaho and she spent the entire fourish hours we were in the state ragging on it. But who can blame her? Some states are undeniably worse than all the others. I've researched tirelessly and finally can present to you my findings: The Definitive Ranking of the 12 Worst States
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Valentine’s Gifts for Your Sworn Enemies

2/14/2022

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written by Clair Willden
Every year, journalists and other writers on the web trip over themselves to write listicle after listicle about the perfect Valentine’s gift to get your lover. I’m not interested in that. I’m good at getting gifts for my lovers.  The true gift-giving conundrum comes in the form of my enemies. How do I let my foes, my truly enraging, my most deeply despised, my least beloveds know the depth of my loathing?

Fear not! What follows is a list of Valentine’s gifts to let those people know exactly what their place is in your life.
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Charting Movie Horniness and Levels of Evil

1/31/2022

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compiled by Clair Willden with help from all the Migratory Contributors
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Part of our investigative series has included looking into the nature of different popular films. Many have asked the question: Is it possible for a film to have good vibes if it's horny? and, as a follow-up, Is it possible for a film that is chaste to be evil?

Well, we've investigated and are happy to present to you our findings. Here is the definitive charting of films based on two factors: good/evil vibes and horny/chaste energy. Mouse over each point to see the film and justification for its placement.
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Nikolai Dolokhov's Aristocratic Rat-Venture

12/29/2021

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Written and Illustrated by Clair Willden
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Nikolai Dolokhov is the most promising young gentlerat in all of Russia. He dominates rodent high society with his delicate French accent and his newly redone frosted tips. He has asked you to do him a favor.

​You will play as a group of rat hooligans on an adventure to prove which of you has the most Rat Valor. This is a narrative GM-less game.. You will work collaboratively to create situations on the way to your objective in which you can demonstrate that you are the most valorous rat in Mouscow (Mouse Moscow).
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Academic Article Title Generator

11/30/2021

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by Clair Willden with input from Vanessa Rickertsen and Lore Andreassen
Listen, we’ve all been there: Your professor assigns you a paper but doesn’t give a prompt, just a page count and a deadline. And you say, “okay I’ll start that next week.”

But you don’t. You don’t start next week. Or the next week. Or even the week after that.

In fact, it has come down to this very moment: the night before your paper is due. And you don’t even have a topic! What will you do? How will you decide what to write about?

Never fear. Those of us here at Sad Goose Cooperative feel your pain. For your convenience, we’ve created a tool that generates titles for all your academic paper needs. Simply click "randomize" and we’ll generate a paper title to get you started.
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Interrogating the Archive: A Magnus Archives Zine

11/24/2021

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by Clair Willden
Here at Sad Goose, we're fans of other cool art. Featured below is a horror zine called "Interrogating the Archive," a fanzine of Rusty Quill's "The Magnus Archives." Each two-page spread features one of the fourteen types of horror explored in TMA. The zine is best viewed in full-screen.

Which page do you like best? Which page is freakiest?
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