Academic Article Title Generator

by Clair Willden with input from Vanessa Rickertsen and Lore Andreassen

Listen, we’ve all been there: Your professor assigns you a paper but doesn’t give a prompt, just a page count and a deadline. And you say, “okay I’ll start that next week.”

But you don’t. You don’t start next week. Or the next week. Or even the week after that.

In fact, it has come down to this very moment: the night before your paper is due. And you don’t even have a topic! What will you do? How will you decide what to write about?

Never fear. Those of us here at Sad Goose Cooperative feel your pain. For your convenience, we’ve created a tool that generates titles for all your academic paper needs. Simply click "randomize" and we’ll generate a paper title to get you started.