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by Haley Parson The first in the inevitably-overwhelming and unnecessarily-pretentious collection of "slam poems" comprised solely of Monster Factory quotes.
Pam, my love, may death always forget you. by Elle Olson and Clair Willden As part of our ongoing Investigative Series, Sad Goose writers Elle Olson and Clair Willden have compiled the definitive way to decide which piece of Crab Pornography you'll enjoy based on your personal characteristics.
Read the graphic like this: the first two categories give you the title of the porn you'll like best. The last two categories tell you the name of the pornstar headlining the show. Clair's is Crustacean Situation starring noted Crab Porn actor Coastal Kelp. Elle's is Brackish Xtreme starring the darling of the Crab Porn industry, Squilla Loch. See the full graphic below the cut!
Our fowl editor Clair Willden has spent over 100 hours writing and compiling every possible choice a person could make if they suddenly felt compelled to lead a new, up-and-coming cult.
Start a religion. See visions of the future. Fight the fairy king for their throne. Start the apocalypse. All of these stories and more await you as you try to start and establish a successful cult in Cult Game! Play or download here. |
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