Listen, we’ve all been there: Your professor assigns you a paper but doesn’t give a prompt, just a page count and a deadline. And you say, “okay I’ll start that next week.”

But you don’t. You don’t start next week. Or the next week. Or even the week after that.

In fact, it has come down to this very moment: the night before your paper is due. And you don’t even have a topic! What will you do? How will you decide what to write about?

Never fear. Those of us here at Sad Goose Cooperative feel your pain. For your convenience, we’ve created a tool that generates titles for all your academic paper needs. Simply click "randomize" and we’ll generate a paper title to get you started.

Here at Sad Goose, we're fans of other cool art. Featured below is a horror zine called "Interrogating the Archive," a fanzine of Rusty Quill's "The Magnus Archives." Each two-page spread features one of the fourteen types of horror explored in TMA. The zine is best viewed in full-screen.

Which page do you like best? Which page is freakiest?