written by Clair Willden Has your family asked you to be in charge of dessert this year? Are you looking to spice up your family gatherings with some new and fresh pie flavors? Well here at Sad Goose, we came up with the least appropriate pies imaginable to make your family meal shine. Think of grandma’s face when you bring THESE pies around!
0 Comments
written and compiled by Elle Olson If you’re like me and you’ve taken a few too many undergrad courses in art history, you may think you know a thing or two about Renaissance art. Your professors may have told you that there are seven major characteristics of art during the Renaissance. Ideas like Humanism, naturalism, perspective, and a tentative new interest in *gasp* non-religious themes made their debut during this time and apparently changed the evolution of art forever.
Now, forget all that other smarty-pants nonsense. Below are the ACTUAL seven themes and characteristics of Renaissance artwork that you WON’T learn in school, complete with photographic evidence. written by Vanessa Rickertsen
compiled by Clair Willden with help from all the Migratory Contributors
by Elle Olson and Clair Willden As part of our ongoing Investigative Series, Sad Goose writers Elle Olson and Clair Willden have compiled the definitive way to decide which piece of Crab Pornography you'll enjoy based on your personal characteristics.
Read the graphic like this: the first two categories give you the title of the porn you'll like best. The last two categories tell you the name of the pornstar headlining the show. Clair's is Crustacean Situation starring noted Crab Porn actor Coastal Kelp. Elle's is Brackish Xtreme starring the darling of the Crab Porn industry, Squilla Loch. See the full graphic below the cut! by Luke Hauge Even Joe Biden knows there are at least three genders, but only Sad Goose Cooperative is brave enough to reveal what they actually are. These genders were exhaustively researched and compiled by Luke.
Read the gender chart like this: choose which gender you feel most akin to. The blue arrow points toward a gender to which you aspire. The red arrow points toward a gender you repress. For example, someone with a Cowboy gender aspires to be a Local Milk Person and represses their Cat Ears inclinations.
|
AuthorThese posts are written by our editors and contributors. Everything we post is aimed at exploring the functionality and pushing the limits of multimedia. Enjoy! Archives
November 2022
Categories
All
|