Every year, journalists and other writers on the web trip over themselves to write listicle after listicle about the perfect Valentine’s gift to get your lover. I’m not interested in that. I’m good at getting gifts for my lovers.  The true gift-giving conundrum comes in the form of my enemies. How do I let my foes, my truly enraging, my most deeply despised, my least beloveds know the depth of my loathing?

Fear not! What follows is a list of Valentine’s gifts to let those people know exactly what their place is in your life.

​So you’ve been invited (or perhaps are being dragged along as a plus one) to a Superbowl party but don’t know a damn thing about football. While you may be tempted to pull out a flimsy excuse not to attend, Superbowl parties are quite frankly some of the most enjoyable social events I have ever been to and rarely cease to provide you with some level of entertainment. While these parties may vary in caliber and flavor, I have compiled a list of ways to make the most of a Superbowl party if you don’t understand the mainstage event. In this article, I provide both tips for both surviving and highlighting the various spectacles provided at Superbowl parties!