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written and compiled by Elle Olson If you’re like me and you’ve taken a few too many undergrad courses in art history, you may think you know a thing or two about Renaissance art. Your professors may have told you that there are seven major characteristics of art during the Renaissance. Ideas like Humanism, naturalism, perspective, and a tentative new interest in *gasp* non-religious themes made their debut during this time and apparently changed the evolution of art forever.
Now, forget all that other smarty-pants nonsense. Below are the ACTUAL seven themes and characteristics of Renaissance artwork that you WON’T learn in school, complete with photographic evidence.
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by Elle Olson and Clair Willden  As part of our ongoing Investigative Series, Sad Goose writers Elle Olson and Clair Willden have compiled the definitive way to decide which piece of Crab Pornography you'll enjoy based on your personal characteristics.
Read the graphic like this: the first two categories give you the title of the porn you'll like best. The last two categories tell you the name of the pornstar headlining the show. Clair's is Crustacean Situation starring noted Crab Porn actor Coastal Kelp. Elle's is Brackish Xtreme starring the darling of the Crab Porn industry, Squilla Loch. See the full graphic below the cut!  You are the Swiss Messenger. You are dressed all in black. You have shiny buttons and a mustache--your own or another’s. In this game, you and any number of fellow players will narrate the story of a Messenger who faces a series of obstacles in order to deliver a fateful letter. Download here. |
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