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Inappropriate Pies

11/19/2022

written by Clair Willden

Has your family asked you to be in charge of dessert this year? Are you looking to spice up your family gatherings with some new and fresh pie flavors? Well here at Sad Goose, we came up with the least appropriate pies imaginable to make your family meal shine. Think of grandma’s face when you bring THESE pies around!

Ghost Adventures Bingo

10/25/2022

compiled by Haley Parson and Clair Willden

The Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures starring Zak Bagans is a favorite here at the Cooperative. So much so that to celebrate this scary Halloween month, we have put together a Ghost Adventures bingo sheet.

Have even more fun watching Ghost Adventures with your friends. Play this game as you watch each episode (and feel free to take a drink every time you check a box).

ISideWith: Supreme Thing Which Goes Bump In The Night

10/1/2022

written by Luke Hauge, Lore Andreassen, and Clair Willden

"Labyrinth and the Minotaur" Review

8/26/2022

Review of Mixed Blood Theater's "Labyrinth and the Minotaur"
by Jerome Berglund

Where to begin describing the Mixed Blood Theater’s “Labyrinth and the Minotaur” project which opened last Saturday after four years in the making—originally set to go into rehearsals two annum back, before Covid thrust the world into disarray—which uses a backdrop of familiar Greek myths to explore and dissect the baffling fatalism and insidious stigma associated with our modern prison industrial complex, the myriad convoluted snares which surprise and hold firmly to entrap not just those incarcerated themselves, but all relations, victims, and participants in the criminal justice system in a deeply flawed, arguably counterproductive institution which evolved misguidedly and spread across our planet like a cancerous tumor, the treatment of which has become increasingly impractical and intimidating to conceive of?

The People's Proposal for New and Improved Traffic Signs

5/15/2022

written and illustrated by Clair Willden and Haley Parson

If you or someone you love has ever driven a car, odds are that you’re familiar with the traditional road signs. Yield. Stop. 90 Minute Parking. No Passing Zone. But don’t you get tired of the familiar?

Here at Sad Goose, we’ve come up with a proposal for 15 new road signs to spice up your driving experience. Help us contact YOUR lawmakers and make the road a more bitchin’ space.

THE Definitive Fanfiction Generator

3/28/2022

written through a collaborative effort by the editors and migratory contributors

The REAL Seven Themes of Renaissance Art

3/10/2022

written and compiled by Elle Olson

If you’re like me and you’ve taken a few too many undergrad courses in art history, you may think you know a thing or two about Renaissance art. Your professors may have told you that there are seven major characteristics of art during the Renaissance. Ideas like Humanism, naturalism, perspective, and a tentative new interest in *gasp* non-religious themes made their debut during this time and apparently changed the evolution of art forever.
Now, forget all that other smarty-pants nonsense. Below are the ACTUAL seven themes and characteristics of Renaissance artwork that you WON’T learn in school, complete with photographic evidence.

The 12 Worst States

2/28/2022

written by Clair Willden

One time, my mother and I were driving through Idaho and she spent the entire fourish hours we were in the state ragging on it. But who can blame her? Some states are undeniably worse than all the others. I've researched tirelessly and finally can present to you my findings: The Definitive Ranking of the 12 Worst States

Valentine’s Gifts for Your Sworn Enemies

2/14/2022

written by Clair Willden

Every year, journalists and other writers on the web trip over themselves to write listicle after listicle about the perfect Valentine’s gift to get your lover. I’m not interested in that. I’m good at getting gifts for my lovers. The true gift-giving conundrum comes in the form of my enemies. How do I let my foes, my truly enraging, my most deeply despised, my least beloveds know the depth of my loathing?

Fear not! What follows is a list of Valentine’s gifts to let those people know exactly what their place is in your life.

How To: Survive the SuperBowl When You Don't Know Shit About Football

2/12/2022

written by Vanessa Rickertsen

So you’ve been invited (or perhaps are being dragged along as a plus one) to a Superbowl party but don’t know a damn thing about football. While you may be tempted to pull out a flimsy excuse not to attend, Superbowl parties are quite frankly some of the most enjoyable social events I have ever been to and rarely cease to provide you with some level of entertainment. While these parties may vary in caliber and flavor, I have compiled a list of ways to make the most of a Superbowl party if you don’t understand the mainstage event. In this article, I provide both tips for both surviving and highlighting the various spectacles provided at Superbowl parties!